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අසමි දකිමි සොයමි වර්ඩ්ප්‍රෙස් බ්ලොග් අඩවියට සමගාමීව ප්‍රකාශයට පත්කෙරේ

04 June 2016

Yes Yes, It's weekend

I can't imagine how you all got along without knowing all of these little known facts , but I just had to pass them along.  By the way.  I'm selling my house and moving to Guam. 
    In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)





    In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
 (Do they look different reversed?)


Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Glad I don't live in Indonesia!)
(Much worse than 'going blind!')
    There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute: Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
    In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Condoms may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'
(Is this a great country or what?)
Well,...not as great as Guam!

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for these tests?)

The Ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of???)

(Did our Government pay for this research??)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
An Ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
 Starfish don't have brains.
 (I know some people like that, too.)

And, the best for last?
Turtles can breathe through their ass.
(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)
Thank you all for reading this.

If you need to reach me in the future, I will be

In Guam!!!!!!

25 comments :

  1. සමහර නීති තැනේ හැටියට ඇණේ වගේ දැමූ ඒවා විය යුතුයි

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    1. හෙහ් හෙහ්, අම්මපා මෙව්වා වගේ එව්වා මෙහේ නැති එකයි පුදුමේ.

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  2. don't forget to take the tablets :)

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  3. හුටා විචා අලුත් බ්ලොගක් පටන් ගත්තාවත්ද කියලා බැලුවේ ... හැක්

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    1. අම්මපා සින්දුවෝ පට්ටා..........න් ගන්ඩද එකක්, පොඩි එවුන්ට පමණයි කියලා?

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  4. ලිවර්පූල් කතාව නම් හදාගත්ත කතාවක් කියලා කියන්නේ.

    මේ ලිපිය කියවන්න.

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    1. මේ ඔක්කොම ඉතිං ජාලෙන් අහුලගත්ත එව්වා නේ අරු. මම හිතන්නේ මේ ඔක්කොම ප්‍රබන්ධ මිසක් ඇත්ත නෙවෙයි. හුදු හාස්‍යොත්පාදය ගැන විතරයි මම හිතුවේ.

      ස්තුතියි ලින්ක් එකට එතන තිබුණු තවත් තොරතුරු ගොඩක් කියෙව්වා.

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  5. ගුවාම් යන ගමන් මේකත් බල බලා යන්ට. හැබැයි රූට් චේන්ජ් කරන්ට එහෙම එපා!
    http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/sexlaws.htm

    In London, it's illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle.

    No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

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    1. හෙහ් හෙහ් හෙහ්, මරුනේ.

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  6. Seriously? I think most of these are fictitious. BTW, when is the next flight to Guam?

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    1. heh heh heh, My dear bro, I'll accompany you when the next flight is scheduled.

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  7. so every week end you ...with the camel... gud luck

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  8. විචාරක උන්නැහේ..!! ලියහන්කෝ බන් ඖඅ ගිනිගත්තද බ්ලාස්ට් උනාද කියන සාලාව අවි ගබඩාව ගෙන ටිකක් දැනගන්ට. අනික එහෙම නිකන්ම ගිනිගන්ට පිපිරෙන්ට වෙන්නේ නැති හේතු ටිකත් ඔහොන්මම ලියල දාහන්කො ප්ලීස්.. ජය වේවා..!!

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  9. ලිව්වා ලිව්වා. මේ තියෙන්නේ. http://wicharaka.blogspot.com/2016/06/blog-post.html

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